N. LEVASHOV'S «SVETL BROOM» IN A. KHATYBOV'S «BATH SCHOOL» AND A LABOUR SPADE. BOOK 4. THE PHYSICS OF THE REALITIES

F. Shkrudnev N. Levashov's "SvetL Broom" in A. Khatybov's "Bath School" and A Labour Spade 211 buttons and, in addition, a tie is put on. Without a shirt, any guest turns into a phantom that dissipates in the atmosphere. To secure the shirt, pins are used; the properties of the pins are noticed in gunpowder, cockroaches, tobacco, coffee (all cockroaches tend to climb into a jar of coffee if they find no pins). When changing clothes, pins are removed, then they are attached to a new shirt. Since the shirts are changed regardless of their soiling, there is no pity about the loss of the pins. In eachmethonic cycle (according to the shopping calendar) new shirts are brought to the store, and all guests rush for new shirts. At the same time, all pins are removed, changing clothes takes place, and in a new outfit the guests start working after the traffic light on, which is installed in Jerusalem. Before turning on the traffic light, all walk naked and do their favorite dance letka-enka, making a round dance. As a rule, everyone wants to get shirts ahead of line and for nothing. The price of the shirts is ridiculous – just like on the New Year's sale – only $1.5 billion (including packaging and a bow). You can pay by MasterCard. Observing all that was happening, clergymen did not fail to speak out their point of view either. The rightest and most joyful holiday, they say, is Easter. On this day, the parishioners happily BRING THEM ALL THE GIFTS THAT GOD SENT during the year (all that the servants of God are not able to eat themselves, they sell to the same parishioners at fair price). All through the year, all churches boil noodles, which are hung on the ears of all who wish. The fact that all their holidays, including the day of the Paris Commune and the representation of the face of the Mother of God, are held on fixed days of the common calendar, this is natural, since noodles every year should have the same quality, but Easter is the secret of the church (and especially, synagogues). If suddenly the Moon starts to turn somersaults around the Earth – and there may be a disaster – all holidays will remain, and they will go hungry, therefore, there should be no ecological catastrophes. The bright Easter day is marked by a mass bell ringing, By this they inform the Lord that they are still alive and a herd of sheep is large enough. The Holy Fire, which was lit in Jerusalem ( now lit by hand ), marks the completion of all expectations for them and conscious rams.