BOOK 2. THE BATH SCHOOL. N. LEVASHOV'S «SVETL BROOM» IN A. KHATYBOV'S «BATH SCHOOL» AND A LABOUR SPADE

F. Shkrudnev N. Levashov's "SvetL Broom" in A. Khatybov's "Bath School" and A Labour Spade 91 1. Russian bath with smoke and steam and with steam only. 2. Finnish bath (sauna) 3. Arab bath (invention attributed to Jews). 4. Roman bath. The above classification of Baths is for a layman or an aborigine, who are not familiar with the Bath and who are supposed to be dragged there with the help of advertising and even sex shops. The aborigine might, of course, detect the absence of the Brain then, but this factor should not worry him, because in the history of the "bath business" this question has never bothered anyone or evoked unfavorable criticism even in the absence of this instruction. To have a more global idea of the Bath in addition to it there can be included the following: 1. Chizhevskiy Lamp (an electric chair). 2. The hyperbaric chamber. 3. The car (country of origin not important). 4. Any enclosed space with the power turned on (e.g. 50 Hz that is extremely popular in the expanses of Russia). 5. Electric impulse instruments and appliances used in diagnosis and treatment (especially the Brain). 6. RLC circuits built on the laws of form (lightings) 7. Radio phone as the most economical device to turn off the brain (in common – the dumbbell to the Brain). 8. Systems built on the magnetron. 9. Airplane, spaceship. 10. The sea. The Additional list is not for Aborigines. First they have to pass the first 4 points , and only then to choose by their taste what they are imposed. The Bath is intended for a man (it was assumed that it would be used immediately after the tail had fallen off and the stick caught). Nobody tried to use the Bath, for example, to bathe an elephant or even a cat. The animals are very sensitive to their brains and do not seek to use the Bath on their own. So, why do we need the bath? It is known to everyone – to steam out the skin so as to wash away cell waste and dirt, to remove epithelial cells that do not want to take part in the production of the offspring of the "King