BOOK 2. THE BATH SCHOOL. N. LEVASHOV'S «SVETL BROOM» IN A. KHATYBOV'S «BATH SCHOOL» AND A LABOUR SPADE

F. Shkrudnev N. Levashov's "SvetL Broom" in A. Khatybov's "Bath School" and A Labour Spade 403 And Adam and Eve undid their belts after the meal. And God said: "Here you are, – these green vegetables for a healthy heart and olive oil of cold pressing." And there put Satan on the table ram's kebab, shaurma in pita and chicken, fried in breadcrumbs, and treated them generously. And Adam and Eve’s cholesterol rose up to the heaven. And God created potatoes with high content of potassium and other useful ingredients, baked in an oven without oil. But Satan peeled the potatoes and cut them into thin slices, and fried in plenty of oil, and generously salted, and called them potato chips. And Adam gained still more in weight. And Eve got covered with pimples. And God created sneakers for running, and gave them to his children so that they could lose a surplus of weight. But Satan gave Adam and Eve a cable TV with a remote control, so that they might not strain themselves if they wanted to switch programs. And they laughed, and cried in front of the flickering screen, and put on comfortable home "workouts" with an elastic band on their bellies. And God gave Adam and Eve lean meat, diet foods, low-fat sausages, so that they might not gain a lot of calories. But Satan created McDonald's and a cheeseburger for five dollars. And Satan said to Adam, "Do you care for some chips?" "Yes," Adam answered. "A double portion!" And Adam and Eve got a heart attack. And God sighed, wiping sweat from his forehead, and created heart bypass surgery. And there grinned Satan going on the struggle, and... created the Ministry of Health . Each ending is the beginning of something new. So this afterword is not the end of the narrative. Take it for a transition to a new book in which it will be continued. Giordano Bruno said to the tribunal of the Inquisition: "Probably, you are pronouncing the verdict with greater fear than I am