BOOK 2. THE BATH SCHOOL. N. LEVASHOV'S «SVETL BROOM» IN A. KHATYBOV'S «BATH SCHOOL» AND A LABOUR SPADE

F. Shkrudnev N. Levashov's "SvetL Broom" in A. Khatybov's "Bath School" and A Labour Spade 107 turn round. If the "King of nature" is short of time, he may be early to call for music accompaniment, scratching the she-cat behind the left ear (he-cat – behind the right ear), that is the very place of the " transmitter " . You can find all this in the administration directions ( "The use of detergents"), I will tell you later about. In addition, the instructions notes that for the transmission of unnecessary potentials to the cat , they should be stroked from the head to the transmitter, not vice versa. Despite the seeming passivity, the cat’s type has an extraordinary jumping ability, especially if it sees that the wanted potential is going past. Unlike security guards the cat is not able to sniff the potential so that to recognize it, having a displaced vision, therefore, even under the cover of darkness the potential will not be able to slip through unnoticed. It is noticed that the he-cat itself chases the potential, and the she-cat is waiting for the potential to come up to her. For the painless withdrawal of the potentials from the "King of nature" there requires anesthesia, and for this a number of songs being sung by the cat are successfully used. Choral singing of these songs is practiced by the he-cats, while the she-cats do not participate in the choral singing – they are too shy. Choral performance is practiced once a year in March, when the «King of nature" is required not to sleep for the period of intensive work of the Life Support System. Of course, the bloodthirstiness of the "King of nature" has no boundaries. It can be judged by the saying – "...and then – soup with the cat." Meekly carrying out its duties, the cat lead a miserable existence, about what they periodically inform the administration. Periodically, the cat tunes the transmitter, moistening it with saliva, and tears. From the outside it seems idle pastime ("when the cat has nothing to do..."). As a rule, the passive type is equipped with a powerful receiving system (frequent change of "instructions” by the administration makes it necessary to have a supply of additional antennas). The cat does not need them really, so there is an expression “to look like a mangy cat." Cats like “Kings of nature!" have a good opportunity to get AIDS and in line with the directions (under anesthesia) to pass it to the «King of nature". Therefore, if the "King of nature" likes to get it, the administration will give the appropriate instructions. Of course, mistakes are possible, but we have to keep in mind that cats TRANSMIT ONLY what they are passed from the storehouse. By the way, if you take the cat’s biochemical analysis of blood, you will not find AIDS, since the structure of the frequencies and potentials provided from the storehouse have separate packaging; and the assembling